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  • The Night I Stole Old Sammy Morgan's Gin by Hank Snow Lyrics



    Listen folks and I will tell a funny story
    You may think it sad but I was in my glory
    'Twas a cellar I crept in, cobwebs brushing by my chin
    On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin

    As my hand fell on the jug I had to snicker
    But when I started for the door I went much quicker
    For just up above my head someone jumped right out of bed
    On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin

    As I left that cellar believe me, I was liftin'
    And the hops from one arm to the other shiftin'
    Then I stopped and hauled the plug, sat there till I drained the jug
    Had my mind all set, no spare drops I was missin'

    Then on my feet I thought I was, but wasn't
    And for roads, I guess I saw about a dozen
    When I reached the old porch door I went smack-o on the floor
    On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin

    I just made one step and landed in the coal box
    Then from off the mantle came a Big Ben 'larm clock
    But I finally got upstairs after passing seven bears
    'Twas the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin

    By my bedroom door an owl stood taking tickets
    Then the monkey stood before me baking biscuits
    But the funniest sight of all was two roosters playing ball
    On the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin

    I saw mice as big as horses washing dishes
    As an ape came in the door dressed up in britches
    Then the floor fell on my head as I tried to get in bed
    'Twas the night I stole old Sammy Morgan's gin

    Well, I woke next morning guess 'twas closer ev'nin'
    And my room was certainly in an awful shape
    Someone else had took my head and left an elephant's there instead
    On the morning after drinking Sammy's gin

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