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    The Rum Tum Tugger calls in "Mr. Mistoffolees," the original
    "conjuring cat" to use his magical powers to bring back their
    leader. Mistoffolees succeeds in getting back all of the lights,
    relocating Old Deuteronomy, and showing off his magic tricks,
    including his infamous "conjuring turn."

    SOLO:
    You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffolees!
    The original conjuring cat

    The greatest magicians have something to learn
    From Mister Mistoffolees' conjuring turn
    And you'll all say

    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    He is quiet, he is small, he is black
    From the ears to the tip of his tail
    He can creep through the tiniest crack
    He can walk on the narrowest rail

    He can pick any card from a pack
    He is equally cunning with dice
    He is always deceiving you into believing
    That he's only hunting for mice

    He can play any trick with a cork
    Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
    If you look for a knife or a fork
    And you think it is merely misplaced

    You have seen it one moment and then it's gone!
    But you find it next week lying on the lawn
    And we all say

    ALL:
    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    And we all say
    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    And we all say
    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    And we all say
    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    MR. MISTOFFOLEES:
    Well! My manner is vague and aloof
    You would think there was nobody shyer
    But voice has been heard on the roof
    When I was curled up by the fire

    And I've sometimes been heard by the fire
    When I was about on the roof
    At least they all heard that somebody purred
    Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers
    And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours
    While I was asleep in the hall

    SOLO:
    And not long ago this phenomenal cat
    Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

    ALL:
    And we all say
    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    SOLO:
    And not long ago this phenomenal cat
    Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

    ALL:
    And we all say
    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    Oh! Well I never was there ever
    A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees

    SOLO:
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffolees!