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  • Текст песни Crisco - Schlong Song



    Say Girls
    The thing right here is letting all you boys know
    What the other boys talk about
    ooh that package of yours gives me chills
    Check it out
    ooh thos shorts make my heart go boom
    i can see you pearce from across the room
    i'm glad i wore some kinda loose
    i'd like to hitch you engine to my caboose
    if that thong was tighter you'd pop a string
    Stuttin down the beach you go misthing
    gotta bulg up front makin me go swing
    like you're smuggling a burrito
    he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
    a lincoln long, long, long
    wanna polish that now, now, now
    think i'll say it again
    he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
    wanna polish that now, now, now
    sure is long
    let me see that schlong
    love when the meat go ooh aww
    make your bolonga go ooh aww
    wanna help you make it grow
    that dong da dong dong dong
    love when the meat go ooh aww
    make your bolonga go ooh aww
    wanna help you make it grow
    that dong da dong dong dong
    baby those chaps make you look so butch
    wanna grap that stick and pop your clutch
    put you over my knee like a nauty boy
    twist your key like a wind up toy
    wanna make your salmon swim up my stream
    mix your coffe with a little cream
    pick you first for my softball team
    cause you got your very own lousville slugger
    he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
    a lincoln long, long, long
    wanna polish that now, now, now
    think i'll say it again
    he had a cap so throd, throd, throd
    wanna polish that now, now, now
    sure is long
    let me see that schlong
    love when the meat go ooh aww
    make your bolonga go ooh aww
    wanna help you make it grow
    that dong da dong dong dong
    love when the meat go ooh aww
    make your bolonga go ooh aww
    wanna help you make it grow
    that dong da dong dong dong
    let me see that schlong