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  • Текст песни Guttermouth - 1, 2, 3 ... Slam!!!



    Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad

    One was white

    One was black

    I bet you think you're glad

    I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan

    I don't know what the hell I'm on

    So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 SLAM!!!



    Kinky hair when I wake up

    Straight when I go to bed

    My dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said

    My mother she's a honkey

    My dad's Kentucky fried

    I don't know what the hell I'm on

    So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 SLAM!!!



    Back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side

    It's hot dogs on Friday nights

    The chicken's country fried

    My dad says "Yo boy pass the peas!"

    My mom says pass the squash

    I need something to ease the pain

    So I'll go downtown and get some downers



    Whoa, man, I'm a little bit slow

    But I've got to get up somehow

    Got no money

    Just a good idea

    Let me tell you how

    I'll steal my parents credit cards

    Oh yes I'll rip them off

    I'll go downtown to where dad works

    And get myself some cocaine



    Now I'm high, and I'm not shy

    I'll get it off my chest

    My mom is white, she thinks she's right

    She thinks that she's the best

    My dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf

    I don't know what the hell I am

    So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 SLAM!!!