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  • Текст песни Guttermouth - Jack La Lanne



    Blame it on La Lanne

    When something goes wrong

    That sweatsuited scapegoat

    For the exercising bomb



    Put the blame on Jack La Lanne

    He's our man



    My lawn turned yellow

    My goldfish died

    I squirted some Ben-Gay

    Right in my eye



    He's the fucking cause

    That sweatsuited scapegoat

    With the atomic sock

    When he exercises me

    I know he doesn't shower

    When I see him beatin' meat

    He makes me want to shower.