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    [phones ringing, babies crying]

    white guy: Hi how ya doin' ?

    nurse: Doctor's office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you?

    white guy: Yes I have a four o'clock appointment, I'm here to get my shot.

    nurse: Okay, come right with me.

    white guy: This isn't gonna take too long is it?

    nurse: Here we are, here have a seat right here.

    white guy: Oh great, thanks, thanks.

    nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?

    white guy: Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.

    nurse: Okay great.

    [door shuts]

    white guy: Damn, what is taking so long?

    [door creaks open, funky music in the backround]

    doctor Ice Cube: Yo wussup?

    white guy: Hi how ya doin' ?

    doctor Ice Cube: Alright, let's see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh?

    white guy: Yes sir that's me.

    doctor Ice Cube: heh, I heard you don't like shots do ya?

    white guy: No I sure don't.

    doctor Ice Cube: Aww you're a big boy uhh this won't hurt a bit,
    jus' uhh turn your head...

    white guy: Let's get this over with.

    doctor Ice Cube: yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
    for you, and uhh brace yourself!

    [click]
    [BANG!]