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  • Текст песни King Missle - Jesus Was Way Cool



    Jesus was way cool
    Everybody liked Jesus
    Everybody wanted to hang out with him
    Anything he wanted to do, he did
    He turned water into wine,
    And if he had wanted to,
    He could have turned wheat into marijuana,
    Sugar into cocaine,
    Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
    He walked on the water and swam on the land
    He would tell these stories and people would listen
    He was really cool
    If you were blind, or lame,
    You just went up to Jesus*
    And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed
    That's so cool

    He could have played guitar better than Hendrix
    He could have told the future
    He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world
    He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky
    He could have danced better than Barishnikof
    Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of

    Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood
    That's so cool Jesus was so cool
    But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
    So they killed him
    But then he rose from the dead!
    He rose from the dead,
    Danced around and went up to heaven
    I mean, that's so cool
    Jesus was way cool
    No wonder there are so many Christians