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    RESTAURANT MAN
    No Please No
    Not Tonight Please No
    Mister - Can't You Go -
    Not Tonight - Can't Have A Scene
    ROGER
    What?

    RESTAURANT MAN
    Go, Please Go;
    You - Hello, Sir-
    I Said No
    Important Customer

    MARK
    What Am I - Just A Blur?

    RESTAURANT MAN
    You Sit All Night - You Never Buy!

    MARK
    That's A Lie - That's A Lie
    I Had A Tea The Other Day

    RESTAURANT MAN
    You Couldn't Pay

    MARK
    Oh Yeah

    COLLINGS
    Benjamin Coffin III--Here?

    RESTAURANT MAN
    Oh No!

    ALL
    Wine & Beer!

    MAUREEN
    The Enemy Of Avenue A
    We'll Stay

    RESTAURANT MAN
    Oiy Vey!

    COLLINS
    What Brings The Mogul In His Own Mind
    To The Life Cafe?

    BENNY
    I Would Like To Propose A Toast
    To Maureen's Noble Try
    It Went Well

    MAUREEN
    Go To Hell

    BENNY
    Was The Yuppie Scum Stomped
    Not Counting The Homeless
    How Many Tickets Weren't Comp'ed

    ROGER
    Why Did Muffy--

    BENNY
    Alison

    ROGER
    Miss The Show?

    BENNY
    There Was A Death In The Family
    If You Must Know

    ANGEL
    Who Died?

    BENNY
    Our Akita

    BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS
    Evita

    BENNY
    Mimi - I'm Surprised
    A Bright And Charming Girl Like You
    Hangs Out With These Slackers
    (Who Don't Adhere To Deals)

    They Make Fun - Yet I'm The One
    Attempting To Do Some Good
    Or Do You Really Want A Neighborhood
    Where People Piss On Your Stoop Every
    Night?

    Bohemia, Bohemia's
    A Fallacy In Your Head
    This Is Calcutta
    Bohemia Is Dead

    MARK
    Dearly Beloved We Gather Here To Say
    Our Goodbyes

    COLLINS & ROGER
    Dies Irae - Dies Illa
    Kyrie Eleison
    Yitgadal V' Yitkadash (etc.)

    MARK
    Here She Lies
    No On Knew Her Worth
    The Late Great Daughter Of Mother Earth
    On This Night When We Celebrate The Birth
    In That Little Town Of Bethlehem
    We Raise Our Glass - You Bet Your Ass To -
    La Vie Boheme

    ALL
    La Vie Boheme
    La Vie Boheme
    La Vie Boheme
    La Vie Boheme

    MARK
    To Days Of Inspiration,
    Playing Hookey, Making Something
    Out Of Nothing, The Need
    To Express -
    To Communicate,
    To Going Against The Grain,
    Going Insane,
    Going Mad

    To Loving Tension, No Pension
    To More Than One Dimension,
    To Starving For Attention,
    Hating Convention, Hating
    Pretension,
    Not To Mention Of Course,
    Hating Dear Old Mom And Dad

    To Riding Your Bike,
    Midday Past The Three
    Piece Suits-
    To Fruits - To No Absolutes-
    To Absolut - To Choice-
    To The Village Voice-
    To Any Passing Fad

    To Being An Us - For Once-
    Instead Of A Them-

    ALL
    La Vie Boheme
    La Vie Boheme

    MAUREEN
    Is The Equipment In A Pyramid?

    JOANNE
    It Is, Maureen

    MAUREEN
    The Mixer Doesn't Have A Case
    Don't Give Me That Face

    MR. GREY
    Ahhemm

    MAUREEN
    Hey Mister-She's My Sister

    RESTAURANT MAN
    So That's Five Miso Soup, Four
    Seaweed Salad
    Three Soy Burger Dinner, Two Tofu
    Dog Platter
    And One Pasta With Meatless Balls

    A BOY
    Ugh

    COLLINS
    It Tastes The Same

    MIMI
    If You Close Your Eyes

    RESTAURANT MAN
    An Thirteen Orders Of Fries
    Is That It Here?

    ALL
    Wine & Beer!

    MIMI & ANGEL
    To Hand-Crafted Beers Made In
    Local Breweries
    To Yoga, To Yogurt, To Rice And
    Beans And Cheese
    To Leather, To Dildos
    To Curry Vindaloo
    To Huevos Rancheros And Maya Angelou

    MAUREEN & COLLINS
    Emotion Devotion, To Causing A
    Commotion,
    Creation, Vacation

    MARK
    Mucho Masturbation

    MAUREEN & COLLINS
    Compassion, To Fashion, To Passion
    When It's New

    COLLINS
    To Sontag

    ANGEL
    To Sondheim

    FOUR PEOPLE
    To Anything Taboo

    COLLINS & ROGER
    Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham And Cage

    COLLINS
    Lenny Bruce

    ROGER
    Langston Hughes

    MAUREEN
    To The Stage

    PERSON #1
    To Uta

    PERSON #2
    To Buddha

    PERSON #3
    Pablo Neruda, Too

    MARK & MIMI
    Why Dorothy And Toto Went Over The
    Rainbow
    To Blow Off Auntie Em

    ALL
    La Vie Boheme

    MAUREEN
    And Wipe The Speakers Off Before
    You Pack

    JOANNE
    Yes, Maureen

    MAUREEN
    Well - Hurry Back

    MR. GREY
    Sisters?

    MAUREEN
    We're Close

    ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
    Brothers!

    MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
    Bisexuals, Trisexuals, Homo Sapiens
    Carcinogens, Hallucinogens, Men,
    Pee Wee Herman
    German Wine, Turpentine, Gertrude Stein
    Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
    Carmina Burana

    ALL
    To Apathy, To Entropy, To Empathy, Ecstasy
    Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC
    To No Shame - Never Playing The
    Fame Game

    COLLINS
    To Marijuana

    ALL
    To Sodomy
    It's Between God And Me
    To S & M

    BENNY
    Waiter...Waiter...Waiter

    ALL
    La Vie Boheme

    COLLINS
    In honor of the death of bohemia and impromtu
    salon will commence immediately following
    dinner... Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,
    will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff
    dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred.

    ROGER
    Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about
    his inability to hold an erection on high holy days.

    MARK
    Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular
    one-night engagement at the eleventh street
    lot, will sing native american tribal chants
    backwards through her vocoder, while
    accompanying herself on the electric cello-
    which she has never studied.

    BENNY
    Your New Boyfriend Doesn't Know
    About Us

    MIMI
    There's Nothing To Know

    BENNY
    Don't You Think That We Should Discuss --

    MIMI
    It Was Three Months Ago

    BENNY
    He Doesn't Act Like He's With You

    MIMI
    We're Taking It Slow

    BENNY
    Where Is He Now?

    MIMI
    He's Right -- Hmm

    BENNY
    Uh Huh

    MIMI
    Where'd He Go?

    MARK
    Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet,
    evocative song

    (Roger picks up a guiter and plays)

    MARK
    That Doesn't Remind Us Of 'Musetta's
    Waltz'

    COLLINS
    Angel Dumott Schunard Will Model The
    Latest Fall Fashions From Paris While
    Accompanying Herself On The 10 Gallon
    Plastic Pickle Tub

    ANGEL
    And Collins Will Recount his Exploits
    As An Anarchist - Including The Tale Of
    His Successful Reprogramming Of The
    M.I.T. Virtual Reality Equipment To Self-
    Destruct, As It Broadcast The Words.

    ALL
    'Actual Reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS'

    BENNY
    Check!!

    MIMI
    Excuse Me - Did I Do Something Wrong?
    I Get Invited - Then Ignored - All Night Long

    ROGER
    I've Been Trying - I'm Not Lying
    No One's Perfect, I've Got Baggage

    MIMI
    Life's Too Short - Babe - Time Is Flying
    I'm Looking For Baggage That Goes
    With Mine

    ROGER
    I Should Tell You--

    MIMI
    I've Got Baggage Too

    ROGER
    I Should Tell You--

    BOTH
    Baggage - Wine--

    OTHERS
    And Beer!

    MIMI
    AZT Break

    ROGER
    You?

    MIMI
    Me. You?

    ROGER
    Mimi