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  • Текст песни Teddy And The Frat Girls - Alophen Baby



    Some people like ass.
    Some people like tit.
    But nothing gets me going,
    Like liquid shit.

    My shit floats.
    It floats right to the top.
    I wanna shit my life away.
    I never wanna stop.

    (Chorus)
    'Cuz' I'm an
    Alophen Baby
    My heart's a toilet brush
    I'm an,
    Alophen baby
    I can't wait until I flush.



    You think I'm kidding?
    Well I'm no phoney.
    I like what's in my ass
    to ooze out bolonga.

    Doesn't matter what I eat.
    I'm not that picky.
    Just as long as when I shit.
    It's gooey, soft and icky.


    (Chorus)


    My family's worried.
    They have suspicions.
    And I guess they should
    I just shit out my intestines.

    But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh!
    There's just no way.
    Especially when I'm going through
    Four bottles a day.


    (Chorus)


    I never wanna move
    from my toilet bowl.
    I just wanna shit
    And keep my ass in the hole.

    But when I shit,
    I have to be alone.
    I dip my fingers in my poop
    And I use it as colonge.


    (Chorus 5x)