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    Who's that waddlin' down the street?
    It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
    Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
    Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
    Every picture of me's
    Gotta be an aerial view
    Now my doctor tells me
    There's just one thing left to do--

    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    Throw out the pizza and beer
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    Might seem a little severe
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
    Blow, flatty!

    Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
    Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
    Walked down an alley and I got stuck
    I got more rolls than a pastry truck
    When I'm all done eating
    I eat a little more
    When I leave a room
    First I gotta grease the door

    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    Can't have another eclair
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    I gotta decrease my derriere

    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

    No more pie now
    No more creme brulee
    Lay off the gravy
    And souffle
    No french fri-yi-yies now
    No ice cream parfait
    Mr. Cheese Nacho
    Stay away

    Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
    For a triple patty melt
    But I need a boomerang
    When I put on my belt

    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    Lay off the 3 Musketeers
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    Until my big booty disappears
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
    'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
    I'm on a Grapefruit Diet